This “Keep Your Filthy Laws Off My Silky Drawers” t-shirt puts a bold, cheeky twist on a classic retro-inspired phrase with a Grease-style parody design. Perfect for fans of vintage aesthetics, musical throwbacks, and unapologetic humor, this graphic tee makes a statement with attitude. Made from soft, breathable fabric with a comfortable unisex fit for everyday wear. A fun gift for retro lovers, theater fans, or anyone who enjoys clever, rebellious humor.
Product: Gildan G640 Adult Softstyle 4.5 oz. T-Shirt
4.5 oz.
100% preshrunk ringspun cotton jersey
Sport Grey and Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Graphite Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
All other Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
Seamless double-needle 3/4" collar
Modern classic fit
High stitch density for smoother printing surface
Taped neck and shoulders
Rolled forward shoulder
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Tubular fit for minimal torque
Tear away label
| Size | Body length | Body width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16" |
| S | 26.62" | 18" |
| M | 27.62" | 20" |
| L | 28.62" | 22" |
| XL | 29.62" | 24" |
| 2XL | 30.62" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33 1/2" | 28" |
| 4XL | 34 1/2" | 30" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" |