Funny Saying Scented Candle Jar – “Calm the Fuck Down” (7 oz)
When the mood needs adjusting, this candle says it for you. Featuring the unapologetically honest phrase “Calm the Fuck Down,” it pairs bold humor with a smooth, relaxing fragrance that helps take the edge off.
Hand-poured in the USA, this 7 oz candle is crafted from a premium food-grade paraffin & soy wax blend for a clean, even burn. The dye-free formula and cotton wick create a steady flame and excellent scent throw without unnecessary additives.
Housed in a classic amber jar with a sleek black lid, it looks great in any space while setting a laid-back, calming vibe.
Scent Profile: Bamboo & Coconut
Fresh bamboo blends with creamy coconut for a light, airy fragrance that feels clean, relaxing, and subtly tropical.
Details You’ll Love
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7 oz candle with ~25 hour burn time
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Bamboo & Coconut fragrance
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Food-grade paraffin & soy wax blend
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Cotton wick for a clean, even burn
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Dye-free
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Vegan & cruelty free
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Hand poured in the USA
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Amber jar with black lid for a modern look
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Securely packaged for safe shipping
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Optional gift message included
A hilarious gift or a relatable staple for your own space, this candle brings calm energy, great scent, and plenty of personality.