Funny Saying Scented Candle Jar – “Calm Your Tits” (7 oz)
Bring the laughs and the calm with this bold, cheeky candle that says what everyone’s thinking. Featuring “Calm Your Tits,” it’s the perfect mix of humor and relaxation—ideal for unwinding after a long day.
Hand-poured in the USA, this 7 oz candle is crafted from a premium food-grade paraffin & soy wax blend for a smooth, even burn. The dye-free formula and cotton wick create a clean flame and excellent fragrance throw that gently fills your space.
Poured into a classic amber jar with a sleek black lid, it adds style to any room while delivering a soothing scent that helps you reset your mood.
Scent Profile: Lavender Flowers
Soft, fresh lavender with delicate floral notes creates a calming, spa-like atmosphere perfect for relaxation and stress relief.
Details You’ll Love
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7 oz candle with ~25 hour burn time
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Lavender Flowers fragrance
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Food-grade paraffin & soy wax blend
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Cotton wick for a clean, even burn
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Dye-free
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Vegan & cruelty free
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Hand poured in the USA
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Amber jar with black lid for a modern look
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Securely packaged for safe shipping
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Optional gift message included
A hilarious gift or a relatable addition to your own space, this candle delivers calm vibes, great scent, and plenty of personality.




