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Don’t Be an Assquatch T-Shirt – Funny Bigfoot Sasquatch Graphic Tee, Forest Cryptid Humor Shirt

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This “Don’t Be an Assquatch” t-shirt features a hilarious Bigfoot wandering through the forest for the perfect mix of cryptid humor and bold attitude. Ideal for fans of Sasquatch legends, camping vibes, and sarcastic jokes, this graphic tee stands out with its playful design. Made from soft, breathable fabric with a comfortable unisex fit for everyday wear. A great gift for hikers, outdoorsy types, or anyone who loves quirky, offbeat humor.

Product: Gildan G640 Adult Softstyle 4.5 oz. T-Shirt

  • 4.5 oz.

  • 100% preshrunk ringspun cotton jersey

  • Sport Grey and Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

  • Graphite Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

  • All other Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton

  • Seamless double-needle 3/4" collar

  • Modern classic fit

  • High stitch density for smoother printing surface

  • Taped neck and shoulders

  • Rolled forward shoulder

  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

  • Tubular fit for minimal torque

  • Tear away label

Size Body length Body width
XS 27" 16"
S 26.62" 18"
M 27.62" 20"
L 28.62" 22"
XL 29.62" 24"
2XL 30.62" 26"
3XL 33 1/2" 28"
4XL 34 1/2" 30"
5XL 35" 32"