{"product_id":"funny-saying-candle-life-is-short-be-a-ho-vanilla-lace-pearls-scented-candle-8-oz-amber-jar-hand-poured","title":"Funny Saying Candle – “Life Is Short… Be a Ho” – Vanilla Lace \u0026 Pearls Scented Candle, 8 oz Amber Jar, Hand Poured","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"443\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"161\"\u003e🔹 Product Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"161\" data-end=\"164\"\u003eLife’s too short to be boring—this “Life Is Short… Be a Ho” candle brings bold humor and soft, luxurious scent together in one unforgettable piece. Featuring a smooth Vanilla Lace \u0026amp; Pearls fragrance, it blends warm vanilla with soft, elegant notes for a cozy yet elevated vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"445\" data-end=\"815\"\u003eHand poured in small batches in Nashville, TN, this 8 oz candle comes in a stylish amber jar with a black lid and a kraft paper label for a clean, modern look. Made with a food-grade paraffin and soy wax blend and an all-cotton wick, it offers a smooth, even burn with an approximate 25-hour burn time. Proudly made in the USA, it’s as high quality as it is hilarious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"817\" data-end=\"951\"\u003eWhether you're gifting it or keeping it for yourself, this candle is perfect for adding a little sass and a lot of cozy to your space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"953\" data-end=\"1304\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"953\" data-end=\"968\"\u003e🔹 Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"968\" data-end=\"971\"\u003e8 oz amber jar candle\u003cbr data-start=\"992\" data-end=\"995\"\u003eVanilla Lace \u0026amp; Pearls fragrance (warm, soft, slightly sweet)\u003cbr data-start=\"1055\" data-end=\"1058\"\u003e“Life Is Short… Be a Ho” funny label\u003cbr data-start=\"1094\" data-end=\"1097\"\u003eBlack lid with kraft paper label\u003cbr data-start=\"1129\" data-end=\"1132\"\u003eAll cotton wick for clean burn\u003cbr data-start=\"1162\" data-end=\"1165\"\u003eApprox. 25 hour burn time\u003cbr data-start=\"1190\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003eFood-grade paraffin \u0026amp; soy wax blend\u003cbr data-start=\"1228\" data-end=\"1231\"\u003eHand poured in Nashville, TN\u003cbr data-start=\"1259\" data-end=\"1262\"\u003eMade in the USA\u003cbr data-start=\"1277\" data-end=\"1280\"\u003eSmall batch production\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1439\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003e🔹 Perfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1324\" data-end=\"1327\"\u003eFans of bold, cheeky humor\u003cbr data-start=\"1353\" data-end=\"1356\"\u003eFunny gag gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1371\" data-end=\"1374\"\u003eFriends \u0026amp; coworkers\u003cbr data-start=\"1393\" data-end=\"1396\"\u003eBachelorette gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1414\" data-end=\"1417\"\u003eBirthdays \u0026amp; holidays\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1441\" data-end=\"1571\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1441\" data-end=\"1466\"\u003e🔹 Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1466\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003eSassy, cozy, and a little bit fancy—this candle brings personality and fragrance together perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Candlelit Desserts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48383983812775,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0407\/3095\/1847\/files\/Photoroom-20260409_190125726_ff3d3e46-e5e1-489c-98d4-818cc0fe793e.png?v=1775836494","url":"https:\/\/candlelitdesserts.com\/products\/funny-saying-candle-life-is-short-be-a-ho-vanilla-lace-pearls-scented-candle-8-oz-amber-jar-hand-poured","provider":"RJ Made","version":"1.0","type":"link"}