This “Today I Am a Serious Goose” t-shirt features a dapper goose wearing a necktie for the perfect mix of absurd humor and charm. Ideal for fans of quirky animal graphics, lighthearted jokes, and office humor, this tee adds personality to any outfit. Made from soft, breathable fabric with a comfortable unisex fit for everyday wear. A great gift for goose lovers, coworkers, or anyone who enjoys a little silly, sophisticated humor.
Product: Gildan G640 Adult Softstyle 4.5 oz. T-Shirt
4.5 oz.
100% preshrunk ringspun cotton jersey
Sport Grey and Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Graphite Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
All other Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
Seamless double-needle 3/4" collar
Modern classic fit
High stitch density for smoother printing surface
Taped neck and shoulders
Rolled forward shoulder
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Tubular fit for minimal torque
Tear away label
| Size | Body length | Body width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16" |
| S | 26.62" | 18" |
| M | 27.62" | 20" |
| L | 28.62" | 22" |
| XL | 29.62" | 24" |
| 2XL | 30.62" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33 1/2" | 28" |
| 4XL | 34 1/2" | 30" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" |


